South Coast Minis
Mini Specialists. Maximum Confidence. Minimum Accountability.
The British garage where confident explanations generally arrive before the diagnosis.
Welcome to the workshop
Your car deserves the best. Unfortunately, you’ve found us.
Our garage offers imaginary Mini expertise, carefully restricted MOT availability and a customer relations department committed to sitting the same exam as many times as necessary.
MOT Testing
Two days of availability. Seven days of excuses.
Repairs & Diagnostics
A familiar warning light can tell several different stories.
Customer Care
Our training programme has been described as an ongoing concern.
Meet the people behind the problems
Our distinctive approach begins with a hoodie and ends with an explanation. Often an entirely different one from when we started.
Garage notice: Any resemblance to real life characters is purely coincidental, service packages and examples are imaginary. This is not a real garage or MOT booking service and are never likely to be.
Workshop Approved
Standards Pending
Member In Spirit
Mostly Road Legal
Audit Optional
SMALL CARS
BIG ATTITUDE
HUGE COSTS
OUR SERVICES
MOT TESTING
MEET THE TEAM
CUSTOMER CARE
OUR PEOPLE
CONTACT
PRIVACY POLICY
COOKIES
DISCLAIMER
HUGE FEES
YOUR RIGHTS
REFUNDS
© 2026 South Coast Minis. No real MOTs, repairs or bookings are offered.
If you value your car and want to keep hold of your money, keep on driving towards real garages, there’s nothing for you here, at Bollox Yard.